AdReNaL1n, Fuck is a verb and it doesn"t have article.

Mazim, yeah. Its really sadly, im so serious

Hi all!! Glad to see u

furla, oh, god

Faust9, hi. How r u?/ I wanna see my friends after holidays.

K61Oй, dont call me God today, ok?

furla, I"ll try. Fucking camp! Want to be in Moscow. Quickly. Seriously.

The shit hit the fan

!ceMage, I don"t understood what you spoke, but translate.google.ru give funny result

good evening

Outro, Hello

Sam is real cool cat. He never blows his stack and hardly ever flies off the handle. What’s move, he knows how to get a way with things… Well, of course he is getting on too. His hair is pepper and salt, but he knows how to make up for lost time by taking it easy. He gets up early, works out and turns in early. He takes care of the hot dog stand like a breeze until he gets time of. Sam’s got it made: this is it for him.
Please help me to translate into Russian this #!@%&!! text.