People, can be will associate in English language?

ПoдзeмныйKOT, Oк. what you want say? Under Earth Cat.

DJ Taw, I wanted to discuss progress of modern society trends in the conditions of economic crisis...

Hello! How are you doing? At us a rain, weather has absolutely deteriorated: (

ПoдзeмныйKOT, in what serious affairs you are engaged)))

Wital LT, for us under earth sun)

Wital LT, seclub.org/forum/goto/5381510/ - no, this was the thin English humour...

ПoдзeмныйKOT, you that, an Englishman? Even if you joke thin English humour

Wital LT, no, I anymore feel like the elephantine Russian humor with maintenance of unprintable lexicon. but on the rules of this forum such humour is not welcomed(

Russian humor is very good! One New Russian says to another: I went to the Bolshoy Theater yesterday; I had so much fun! Watching an opera!? How is that? Our hockey players beat the Canadians in the final game! In a theater? No, I was watching TV in the theater’s snack bar.

A boy and his family are invited to attend a party at a New Russian’s mansion. The boy is amazed to see a huge TV, which looks as if it’s been cast from solid gold. He takes a deep breath and asks the host, Excuse me, sir…is this TV made of gold? Yes it is, the New Russian replies casually. Twenty-four-carat solid gold, to be exact. But how do you watch it? The boy asks, obviously confused. It’s not for watching, son. It’s for showing.

Can you spare some change? a beggar asks a passerby. No, I know you’re going to spend it all on vodka. No, sir, I don’t drink. Then you’ll gamble it away. No, I don’t gamble either, sir. Well then, you’re going to spend it on women. No, sir, I don’t spend money on women. Okay, the passerby finally agrees, finally. I’m going to give you 100 rubles, if you come with me. I want to show my wife an example of what can happen to a man who has no bad habits.