I"m a super fighting robot From the year 2010 On a quest from doctor Light To make a city safe again See all these robots were created To make the planet safe Till doctor Wily double crossed us And set fire to the place Doctor Wily had anothe plans -To take over this bitch- Reprogrammed my brother And stole all them shitz My name is Mega Man On my jet dog Rush Got a cannon arm for y"all To keep your mouth shut -c"mon!- WE INTERRUPT YOUR PROGRAM WITH TERRIBLE NEWS DOCTOR LIGHT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY <b>-GUESS WHO?!- DOCTOR WILY! THAT"S WHO! I"M COMING AFTER YOU, TOO!</b> -wro-o-ong!- <b>HWA-HA-HA-HA! YOU"RE DOOMED!</b> Thanks, Wily! It"s not like I got shit to do Why not waste all of my energy F@#KING WITH YOU!? C"mon Rush we gotta go and save doctor Light And then teach doctor Wily The wrong from the right
BRRRRR... It"s time to meet your doom Sonic, I"m hauntin" your dreams. With my mean bean pokey thing killing machine! <b>What the fuck did you say? I wasn"t payin" attention. I"ve destroyed you more times than I care to mention. Let"s end this now I got shit I gotta do. You motherfuckin" motherfucker fuckin" whoobity doo.</b> You"ll never make it Sonic I"m the king of this game. All you woodland creatures are all the same! I"ll barbecue your friends and wash it down with some nog. Check my MySpace bitch I just posted a blog. <b>I"ll fuckin" roll you down the stairs like your name was "Log"! You"d better let my friends go you gluttonous hog. I"ll down+A your face, let go of me tubs. It"s been a long day chubby I gotta get me some grub I"m starvin"!</b>
<b>What the Fu-? </b> BRRRRR! So you want a chili dog? Too bad I"m back! What"s that? You said you"re fat? We knew that. BRRRRR! I"m not fat, I"m big-boned! <b> Yeah right motherfucker tell that to Star Jones. Lemme set it straight and send you back to your lab. You gotta lose that weight, you gotta call yourself a cab.</b> That"s enough motherfucker, I"ll throw my arm at you Sonic. -Initiating targeting sequence- Where"d you go Robotnik? KAPOW! I rumble the ground, do you think you can destroy me now? <b>You cow, you fuckin" big round hairy and greasy fat smelly bitch. I"m gonna cook you over easy. HUMPTY DUMPTY- I said it.</b> I will destroy you and your friend Tails too! <b>I really don"t think that"s gonna happen RoBUTTnik. I got the Chaos Emeralds. -SUPER SONIC-!</b>
If I"m gonna win I"ll have to upgrade my shit Remember when I beat"em To steal their power chips Charge my power beam When I enter the room And then BOOM-BOO-ROOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM To the windows To the wall Till the sweat drips from my ballz I"m beating you down To the f*"king ground I got a Mega Buster for y"all -c"mon!-
29 ноя 2009 в 14:14