seclub.org/forum/goto/9542995/ - I"ll pretend not to read it.

I"m a super fighting robot
From the year 2010
On a quest from doctor Light
To make a city safe again
See all these robots were created
To make the planet safe
Till doctor Wily double crossed us
And set fire to the place
Doctor Wily had anothe plans
-To take over this bitch-
Reprogrammed my brother
And stole all them shitz
My name is Mega Man
On my jet dog Rush
Got a cannon arm for y"all
To keep your mouth shut -c"mon!-
WE INTERRUPT YOUR PROGRAM
WITH TERRIBLE NEWS
DOCTOR LIGHT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY <b>-GUESS WHO?!-
DOCTOR WILY! THAT"S WHO! I"M COMING AFTER YOU, TOO!</b>
-wro-o-ong!- <b>HWA-HA-HA-HA!
YOU"RE DOOMED!</b>
Thanks, Wily!
It"s not like I got shit to do
Why not waste all of my energy
F@#KING WITH YOU!?
C"mon Rush we gotta go and save doctor Light
And then teach doctor Wily
The wrong from the right

MechaShadow, whatta...

28 megas to go...

BRRRRR... It"s time to meet your doom Sonic, I"m hauntin" your dreams.
With my mean bean pokey thing killing machine!
<b>What the fuck did you say?
I wasn"t payin" attention.
I"ve destroyed you more times than I care to mention.
Let"s end this now I got shit I gotta do.
You motherfuckin" motherfucker fuckin" whoobity doo.</b>
You"ll never make it Sonic I"m the king of this game.
All you woodland creatures are all the same!
I"ll barbecue your friends and wash it down with some nog.
Check my MySpace bitch I just posted a blog.
<b>I"ll fuckin" roll you down the stairs like your name was "Log"!
You"d better let my friends go you gluttonous hog.
I"ll down+A your face, let go of me tubs.
It"s been a long day chubby I gotta get me some grub I"m starvin"!</b>

<b>What the Fu-?
</b> BRRRRR!
So you want a chili dog? Too bad I"m back!
What"s that? You said you"re fat? We knew that.
BRRRRR! I"m not fat, I"m big-boned!
<b> Yeah right motherfucker tell that to Star Jones.
Lemme set it straight and send you back to your lab.
You gotta lose that weight, you gotta call yourself a cab.</b>
That"s enough motherfucker, I"ll throw my arm at you Sonic.
-Initiating targeting sequence-
Where"d you go Robotnik?
KAPOW!
I rumble the ground, do you think you can destroy me now?
<b>You cow, you fuckin" big round hairy and greasy fat smelly bitch.
I"m gonna cook you over easy.
HUMPTY DUMPTY- I said it.</b>
I will destroy you and your friend Tails too!
<b>I really don"t think that"s gonna happen RoBUTTnik.
I got the Chaos Emeralds.
-SUPER SONIC-!</b>

If I"m gonna win
I"ll have to upgrade my shit
Remember when I beat"em
To steal their power chips
Charge my power beam
When I enter the room
And then BOOM-BOO-ROOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM
To the windows
To the wall
Till the sweat drips from my ballz
I"m beating you down
To the f*"king ground
I got a Mega Buster for y"all -c"mon!-

Sasha -

Sporopedia....

LeonTH, SPOREpedia, man...

MechaShadow, NO matter.

LeonTH, tell it to foreign users of Electronic Arts forums and we"ll see what they"ll say